Now here’s something you don’t see every day…
D.C. police are asking for the public’s help with identifying a man who broke into a Five Guys last month in order to make himself some burgers.
“A suspect followed a delivery man into the restaurant and waited until the delivery man left,” the department wrote in a news release. “He then rummaged through the establishment, cooked food, and stole bottled water before leaving the restaurant.”
It was all caught on the shop’s surveillance video.
We have to hand it to him… He may be the hardest-working hipster we’ve ever come across. Though we weren’t surprised to see the lengths he’d go to just to get a handout.
The bleeding-heart liberals out there might think he’s homeless. That he might’ve been starving to death. Sure, that’s possible. But it isn’t likely. Just ask anyone with a sprinkle of common sense and they will tell you.
When was the last time you saw a homeless guy in a fedora? And did said hobo (or tramp, or bum) pull out a cell phone and make a call? Frankly, we’re surprised the event didn’t make his Facebook page.
Next time you get the munchies and want to break into an establishment… Make sure they don’t have security cameras all over the place.
If nothing else, it’s a great audition tape. He looks like he has a promising future flipping burgers. (Or whatever it is they serve in prison nowadays.)
CBS Baltimore contributed to this article.