When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along — and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only [...]

For those of you who don’t know – or who have the dreaded CRS*… I will be vacationing at the Lovely St. Rose Hospital here in Henderson from the 18th.  I should be there for at least a few days and then recovering from all the “fun in the sun”  for at least a week.
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Well folks, for those of you NOT of the XY brotherhood, and of one of those religious sects that prides itself on the pureity of their females – a new product out of China maybe of interest…a mail order, artifical hymen…yes…you read that correctly… a mail order, Chinese-made artificial hymen!  ALL for the low low [...]

A  Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic.
Old friends, they began their usual banter.
“This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it. I know it’s against your religion, but I can’t understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! [...]