This was sent to us by Dave O out of Reno Nevada… Today’s best Current Investment Advice… If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 [...]
Well, to tell you the truth, I started confusing myself with this one, so as usual – I thought it be best to write it down and share it with the world. The question posed above – To Wit is Wit? I THOUGHT was just some goofiness made up by some Brit purposely to befuddle [...]
A top Illinois State Board of Elections official tells the DRUDGE REPORT that Mrs. Obama — a Harvard-educated lawyer — may have simply been ignorant of the law and thus violated it unintentionally. “You kind of have to drop the standard for the first lady, right?” the official explained late Thursday. “I mean, she’s pretty [...]
The Difference between Golf & Politics is that in Golf you can’t improve your lie! Thanks to Manny down in Tampa Florida, for submitting the laugh for today!
Mary Maxwell a friend of the founders of Home Instead Senior Care, was asked to give the invocation at the company’s 2009 Convention. Initially it seemed just like another “old lady” saying a nice little prayer, but when you hear line – “OH…Sorry God…as long as I have the microphone, there are a few things [...]
The Group that brought you hits like – “If I told you, you had a beautiful body – would you hold it against me?” and “Kids of the Baby Boom” – comes “Life is like a jar of Jalapenos.” A social commentary as only a couple of good old country boys could make! The Bellamy [...]
At Notre Dame University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an ‘A’ so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all [...]
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right …there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. – Unknown Incoming search terms:comments on the 50 50 90 rule
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All of Our OIL is located in: Alaska California Coastal [...]
The Professor wrote me and said… Mike…Did you ever notice that when you join the words “THE” and “IRS” – you end up with “THEIRS?” The Professor New Mexico
