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Mary Maxwell a friend of the founders of Home Instead Senior Care, was asked to give the invocation at the company’s 2009 Convention. Initially it seemed just like another “old lady” saying a nice little prayer, but when you hear line – “OH…Sorry God…as long as I have the microphone, there are a few things [...]
The Group that brought you hits like – “If I told you, you had a beautiful body – would you hold it against me?” and “Kids of the Baby Boom” – comes “Life is like a jar of Jalapenos.” A social commentary as only a couple of good old country boys could make! The Bellamy [...]
At Notre Dame University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an ‘A’ so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all [...]
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right …there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. – Unknown
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All of Our OIL is located in: Alaska California Coastal [...]
The Professor wrote me and said… Mike…Did you ever notice that when you join the words “THE” and “IRS” – you end up with “THEIRS?” The Professor New Mexico
For decades pundits have been saying that the New Orleans Saints were so bad at playing football that hell would freeze over before the Saints would Ever win the Super Bowl. On Sunday, February 7, 2010 The Saints won the Super Bowl. On that same Sunday Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of Snow [...]
A Texan is drinking in a Las Vegas bar during the rodeo when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can [...]
When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along — and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction. We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion. Urban Dictionary
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the [...]
